如何成为一个好嫖客

----性工作者赠嫖客意见

1. 在你准备会见我的时候，记得要洗个澡，然后刮一下胡子（请记得一定要刷牙！）当忙碌了一天下来，洗脸也可能是必要的。做这些事情并不会让你为难，但是却真的能够增加你的魅力。如果你准备在我的地方约见，可以直接问是否可以借用我的浴室，我将会非常愿意给你提供一个干净方便的地方沐浴。
2. 通过电话你可以了解到我的价格是多少。到了该付钱的时候，你最好主动提出，而不要让我开口问这件事请。
3. 如果听从我在性上的引导，你将得到更愉快的体验。
4. 不要期待奇迹的出现。如果你从一个令人精疲力竭的会议回来/或者喝了很多酒 /或者正在服用降血压的药物，我将会尽力为你服务，但是请记住，我们不是你的附属品。
5. 时间是从我到达了预定的地方就开始算起，而不是从在跟你聊了 10或者15 分钟以后。如果你坚持时间从我跟你上床的时候算起的话，那么也只好尽量按照你的"规则"继续为你服务。但是，"我们"不将认为你是一个好的有潜力的顾客，而且我可能不会尽力去取悦你。（注：在国外一般以时间计费，而国内主要以次或者包夜计费）
6. 不要随便对我做评价，就算听上去好像是称赞。最好还是保持善良和礼貌。
7. 有些问题问一次就够了，例如，你有过某种性行为的经验么？重复的问这类问题，是对我的折磨。
8. 在使用安全套的问题上请不要讨价还价。我毫无例外得会使用安全套，这样我们能够开心和安全的回家。如果不用安全套，连口交都不要期望了。（这些故事常常让我们感到惊奇：一些客人只是多加了些钱，就强迫嗑过药的街头女孩跟他进行没有保护的性行为。然后有个客人在两个小时后给艾滋热线打去电话，因为他感觉小便很痛。）只需要一个安全套，就可以避免了。
9. 如果你准备在我家里发生关系，请不要过去的太早，或者试图时间到了以后还要多待一会，同样的，如果是你叫我来你家服务，也别要求免费的时间。这样的勉强的举动不会让我们喜欢你。
10. 当你在我家中发生性行为的话，我如果要求你在门口等一下。可能只要一到两分钟让我呆在里面（我可能只是想补一下妆，让看上去更棒----为了你好）。我知道那可能需要你一点耐心，对你来说，可能看上去会是很长的一段时间。你可以做任何事情，但请你，不要像 Ghengis Khan一样那样开始敲门。这样的敲门只会让我紧张，而且，有什么理由让邻居们都知道你在哪里呢？我尊重你的判断力和保护你的隐私。但也请对我同样这样。因为这样对大家都有好处。我会感激你对此的理解。
11. 、如果不是确定要约我为您服务，那也请你不要试着跟我们在电话里过多地聊其他无关的事情。我不是想对你粗鲁，我对任何人都是一样，谈话简短，只说重要的事。这也是我们所有的人应该这样做的。
12. 如果你经常从不同的性工作者那里受到糟糕的服务，那么你要想想自己的原因。
13. 在使用流行的视频工具聊天的时候，请不要要求我给你或者自己来截取我的视频图像。
14. 请理解我也有真实的生活，而且正在进行着正常的生活，这些事情包括：
    1. 烫头发/遛狗 /陪孩子一起玩耍/跟家人打电话（是的，我们也拥有这些。）"我们"在电脑前自慰（为你），只是打打零工，然后准备洗澡滋补，去吃一顿美味的晚餐，密谋如何打发空闲时间，或者去大学听课
    2. 思考一些问题，诸如为什么玩SM最好是在德国，做爱最好在法国，做生意则要去英国。

（原文）

?   Please shower and shave (and pleeease brush your teeth!) before seeing a sex pro. Let's face it after a long day, you may need it. It won't kill you to do that, and you'll get more action. If seeing a pro at her place, (an incall) simply ask to use her shower. She will be happy to provide you with a clean towel.

After speaking with the sex pro, via phone, you will know the price. When you meet with her offer the money. There is no need to make her ask for it.

Always let the pro guide the sex. Follow her lead. You'll have a much better time.

Do not expect miracles. If you are exhausted from meetings and /or had a bit too much to drink and/or are on medication such as high blood pressure medication, we'll do all we can for you, but remember we are not celestial beings.

The hour begins when you or the sex pro arrive at the prearranged place. The hour does not begin after chatting for 10 or 15 mininutes.When clients insist the hour begins at the moment we get into bed with you, at that point we all pretty much go on to work to rule. In other words, we can not connect with you as a potentially good client, and so will not try our best, to put it mildly.

Don't make rude comments, even, if they are disguised as compliments. It's always best to be kind and courteous.

Ask a question once. ie., do you have x kind of sex? Repeated asking is harassment.

No condom negotiations, please. We use condoms WITHOUT exception so that we can all go home healthy and happy. And no, don't expect to get oral sex without a condom. (It always amazes us, those stories of clients who coerce a street girl who is addicted to drugs to have unsafe sex for a few extra bucks. Then the client, two hours later calls the AIDS hotline all in a little hissy fit panic.) Just use a condom, ok.

If you are seeing a sex pro at her place, please, do not arrive early and or try and stay late, for free. If it is an outcall, don't ask for free time. This sort of coercive behavior does not endear us to you.

When seeing a sex pro at her place, (an incall), and she has requested for you to buzz the door. If it takes a minute or two for her to get to the door (she may be frantically applying the finishing touches to her make-up. We want to look our best for you.) We understand you can be a little impatient at times, but please, a little patience goes a long way. Whatever you do, please, do not start knocking on her door like you`re Ghengis Khan. This knocking only serves to spin us out and, really, is there any reason to let all of her neighbors know you`re there? We take your discretion and privacy seriously. Please do the same for us. Because then it works out for all of us. We appreciate this one a lot.

Please do not try and talk excessively on the phone when potentially booking a date with a pro. We don`t want to be rude, but if we talked at length with everyone, that`s all we would do, ever.

If you are consistently receiving poor service from different pro`s, ask yourself why.

?  With the popularity of digital camera cells, please do not ask or expect an up to the second photo of the sex pro to be sent to you immediately. Please understand, we have real lives, and may be in the process of doing real life things. Things like:

1. hair in curlerswalking the dogdealing with children having a phone conversation with parents, (yes, we have them too).on the computer about to masturbate, have a nap, then shower preparing a nutritious, delicious dinner plotting how to take over the world vacuuming and dustingworking on university courses
2. pondering things like why it's best to do S&M scenes in German, have sex in French and do business in English.